We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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