Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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