Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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