# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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