She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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