I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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