Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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