how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
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Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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