You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
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Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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