The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
whose parrot is this?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize