therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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