how can u be prego again
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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