margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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