i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Can't talk, ducks in the car
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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