And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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