for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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