Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
So vagazzling was a success
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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