You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
So. Much. Porn.
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