thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
