Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
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