Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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