i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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