john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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