Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
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I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Is Oprah even human
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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