Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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