They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
We have started to decorate penises.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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