can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
time to smoke my breakfast
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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