Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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