so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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Semen is not good for contacts.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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