32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
NoShamevember. You game?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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