Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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