Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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