He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
she told me i tasted like america
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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