her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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