5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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