if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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