hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Someone shit on the floor
barbara walters just said penis...
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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