it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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