Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
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