Jerry, you need to find god
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
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ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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