so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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