if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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