fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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