Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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