I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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