I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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