Jerry, you need to find god
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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