Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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