I wish you could order shots online.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
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after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
dude. I can hear the air.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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