she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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