ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
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My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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