Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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