my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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