apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
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Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
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I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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