i love accidental penises.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
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We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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