so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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